MY MORNINGS

Posted on Jul 19, 2002 in Life by stoff 0 Comments

6:10	:	My alarm clock starts beeping followed by a THUMP as my hand come crashing down.
6:12	:	My cell phones alarm clock goes off which actually wakes me up.
6:20	:	I step into the shower.
6:27	:	I crawl back into bed.
6:30	:	I listen to the news.
6:39	:	I put my clothes on.
6:42	:	I shave.
6:44	:	I brush my teeth.
6:46	:	I put on some aftershave, deo and spray while thinking about the ozone layer.
6:47	:	I arm myself with wallet, keys, security card, coins (for the coke machine), buss card, food stamps, cell phone, sunglasses and the CD I burnt the night before.
6:49	:	I turn off all lights, lock my door and start walking to either the train station or my car.

I bet that’s more than you wanted to know about me, huh?