IN SOFIA

This is a quote from the tourist guide we got, written by women : “March is generally known as the woman’s month because the weather is said to be as moody as a woman’s mood swings (cold harsh winter/warm and pleasant spring)”. I’m not making it up! And speaking of women, the women here are really nice, above expectations! And it’s mostly the “good looking? Who, me? Nooo!” or “I may be hot but I have no need to show it off” attitudes which is still much better then the “I’m so hot, you can even see my ribs, that’s how thin I am!”.

IN SOFIA

Remember when I was talking about the old swedish tradition of honking your horn at the trucks with students celebrating their graduation? Well they seem to have a similar tradition here in eastern Europe – honking your horn at newly weds and their entourage! Seen (and heard) it in two eastern countries.

IN SOFIA

There doesn’t seem to be much to do in this town. And I’m not only talking work-wise, we’ve tried to go out but there just doesn’t seem to be anywhere to go. But I’ll give Sofia this – plenty off taxis! Seriously, just go out to any corner and within 2 minutes you’ll have a cab! This weekend the girls I’m going with on this trip are gonna go off on some tourist-thing but I’ll probably be working…

IN SOFIA

Have you seen the movie “100 Girls”? When I first read about the movie I thought it sounded kinda shallow and “seen it!”. But I was happily surprised. It made the usual “boys vs. girls” banter, but it covered so incredibly much more then your average movie. Highly recommended, but you should probably not bring a date or you’ll spend the rest of the night “is that really true”-arguing. I particularly like the character of Patty! But then again, what guy wouldn’t…

IN SOFIA

Well this was bound to happen. After all, it’s such a huge operation that slip-ups like this is bound to happen. I am where I’m suppose to be, but all the stuff I need to do my work is stuck in Vienna. So my timetable is pretty much ruined. Isn’t that swell? Kinda “kick-in-the-crotch, spit-in-your neck fantastic!”? So I’m gonna take it easy for a few days, then I’m gonna have to work double-time to get it all done.

IN SOFIA

You know I love Jewel, right? That she’s in the exclusive bunch of people who can do nothing wrong (atleast in my world!). Then I heard Intuition. And although I could clearly hear it was her… I still couldn’t believe it was her. It was such a different track, different style, kinda Shakira meets Aguilera. I was actually kinda thinking “sellout!” there for a while. Then I saw the video. And it all made sense! Still can’t do nothing wrong!

But I’m not sure it’s a good thing that you have to see the video to get the point. Or perhaps I simply wasn’t listening to the lyrics…

STILL IN SWEDEN

I’m about to hit the bed for a couple of hours sleep until I have to go to the airport (AGAIN!), but I felt I had to write this before I forget it. I spent my only really free day here in sweden (sunday) watching the first season of “Babylon 5”. I’m not sure how many people saw it during the 90’s, I had trouble following it since it’s built like a 5 year novel. Which is why it’s so great on DVD! Anyways, that show was truly awesome! Some bad acting at times, sometimes the CGI effects were TOO CGI, but one thing that always had great standard was the writing. JMS did an awesome job with that, and also getting the continuity for a 5 year arc that accurate was nicely done! Not to mention the great moral lessons we get from it about stuff like consequence, responsibility, “one person can make a difference”, “who watches the watchers” – those kinds of things. Really great show and I hope another one like it comes pretty soon. Cause the new Star Trek show seems to do everything right. Except the writing…

Well, I’m off to a former east state in a while and I doubt I’ll be able to get any updates up. But I’ll do my best!

IN SWEDEN

And I barely got to enjoy Sweden before it’s time to go away again – Bulgaria. That sounds like fun, doesn’t it? I already know the hotel is gonna suck, but as long as the office, and the staff, doesn’t suck I think I’ll have a great time!

And this weekend (on thursday actually) Helena got married. If you don’t know who that is, check my update about this time last year and you’ll see. She’s the pro dancer with a boyfriend called TIMMY!!! Naturually I wasn’t invited, for the obvious reasons that a) we were never that close (which really is my loss!) and b)… well, I was barely in the country. I say barely ’cause I landed on thursday morning at 1 am and just stopping by and take the first plane to Gotland… nah. And c) I don’t do these kinds of things that well. I either go overboard and become a bit too friendly or I end up sitting in the corner feeling “I wish I’d meet someone that would make me look as happy as them”. And we don’t want that, now do we!? But I got to see the video anyway, looked like a blast and that Timmy seems to be a righteous dude so I wish both of them the greatest of luck in the future! (and in the back of my mind I’m singing “Another one bites the dust”.. but that’s a long and personal story…)

BACK IN SWEDEN

Finally back in Sweden! They had an interesting mishap at the airport. They parked the airplane at the wrong gate 🙂 And it was easier for “them” to change the gate-assignment then moving the actual aircraft. But man did that create problems for “people”. Ran around like confused ants when all they had to do was move 30 meters to the left. “A person is smart but people are dumb” indeed. But now I’m back. And working ofcourse. And tomorrow I’m going to my folks to “celebrate” midsummer’s eve. Problem is I don’t really celebrate it since it kinda marks the “if you think your allergies are bad now, just wait, we just got started!”-season. So not a good reason to celebrate. But what the hell, get to meet my family again 🙂

IN BUDAPEST

Today we went north of the town to small little place called Szantandre, about an hour north of the capital. VERY nice place! Nice people, nice atmosphere, nice things to buy, nice everything. After 5 hours there (two of which was spent drinking beer) we took a boat back to town and here I am, awaiting the start of the F1 race from Canada!!! I’m pretty impressed that I’ve always been able to see the F1 race, no matter where I’ve been. As a matter of fact, had I been in sweden I might not have been able to see it live!… and just as I was writing that sentense, Rai Uno went all blank here. All other channels ok, just Rai Uno. Isn’t that typical. But I guess they aren’t allowed to broadcast the F1 races internationally like this…

IN BUDAPEST

Today we took a tour of the city. Buda to the west, and Pest to the east. Pretty educational, lot’s of history and nice things to see. Well worth the two hours and the money it cost. Then we strolled around town, the girls did some shopping, I did some beer-ing. Then we found this nice little place by the Danube that we just sat down at and had some beers. That’s what life is all about 🙂 And then we went back to the hotel for the same old story with the bitchy bartender.

IN BUDAPEST

The hotel doesn’t seem to be the only one that sucks… work-wise this has been the worst one yet. Lot’s of problems and the people at the office aren’t helping that much! But what the hell, it’s only a job 🙂 I’m really starting to enjoy this city. The casual style, the heat, the park, the food, I could get used to this! But we have the worst bartender in the history of bartending. We go down for a beer or two and all of sudden she decided to close it down. So we politely leave only to find out she’s suppose to have it open ’till 11. So next day we do the same thing, and so does she. And when we point that out to her… not appreciated!!

IN BUDAPEST

This was the suckiest hotel yet. I don’t even know the name of it, but it sucks. The first rooms we got didn’t have air conditioners, and it was pretty hot so we changed rooms (again!) to more way more expensive rooms (well I’m not paying for it!) that had AC… but it still sucks. Nothing on the TV … EVER! Small room, and the two beds is just a bad chiropractical joke! But the city is really nice! We had dinner tonight at a pretty popular restaurant/bar. And the women here are… I think exhibitionists is the right word. Really, REALLY tight and revealing clothes. And most of them have totally got the body for it, so I’m not complaining. But I already miss sweden…

IN BUDAPEST

I’m really starting to enjoy the legendary german efficiency! Frankfurt airport has that down to a science. They even managed to get my bags from one side of the airport to my connecting flight on the other side in less than 50 minutes. Most impressive.

IN SWEDEN

And just as I was starting to really enjoy myself in Sweden… I’m off to Hungary. This time the job is in Europe and, more importantly, in the same timezone as Stockholm. That helps alot since some stuff needs to be synchronized and done at the same time in two places. And this time I’ll be going with two women as well. But don’t worry, both married with children. They always are…

BACK IN SWEDEN

I don’t know if I’ve been out of the country too much lately or why, but today I enjoyed Stockholm and Sweden more than I have ever! Although I had to work a full 4 hours (meetings and reports to go through), the weather, the atmoshpere, everything was absolutely amazing today! Another thing that helped to make it great was that it was graduation day for alot of high schools here in sweden. And one old tradition is for the students to board trucks and any other big vehicle and drive around town honking the horn. And everyone else honks their horn in a “congratulations, kids!”-manner. It’s probably one of the few times I can honk my horn at 18 year old girls without feeling like a dirty old guy 🙂 Check my pics for… pics…

And I don’t know what happened to the updates I had written over the past week, I’ll try to find them…

IN SINGAPORE

Geez, today I woke up and I didn’t feel a year older than yesterday. But I am. As of today I’m 28. Shouldn’t that be some kind of mark for getting a girl and settling down or something? If it is I’m SOOOOO far behind the life-schedule! I’m still the weird asshole I was last year. With strange obsessions and weird features.